Silver Tongue

Mar 06

how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it
truly character design at its finest

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puublack:

liviona:
Normalize … uh … *rolls dices* eating pizza on the toilet. It’s a healthy coping mechanism for … er … *spins wheel* college students. Please signal boost the shit out of this
This is legit tho

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He welcomed me to chilis when no one else did

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areyoufilmingthis:

this is my favorite review of home alone

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Vagina-sealing glue-stick: a terrifying new alternative to traditional sanitary products -

thedenofravenpuff:

Well, prepare for your downstairs to be dazzled by the latest suggestion from a man who appears to have zero understanding of women or their bits, introducing Dr Daniel Dopps.
Anyone Up For a Glue Stick That Shuts Your Vagina During Periods?
What!? A man just invented a ‘glue’ to ‘seal’ period woes, and women just can’t take it.
Vagina-sealing glue-stick: a terrifying new alternative to traditional sanitary products.
Vagina-sealing glue-stick solution to periods - US doctor
Mensez Adhesive Vaginal Lipstick website right here.

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emergency commisions

silver-tongues-blog:

my grandmother owes around $450 due to missing bills so I’m opening up some emergency commissions to help pay for it. contact me if you want to buy.

thedenofravenpuff:

You Gonna Eat That?
Moar springbirbed pegasi, and LOOK. Yet ANOTHER one WITHOUT it being another birdbath joke. Miracles still do happen, huh? Of course bird feeder jokes ain’t THAT original either, but still an improvement I say.
Enjoy!

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