crushed oreos are basically edible dirt & spunk
whats spunk
oh, you know.
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psychologist patient in fiction: (somberly lying down on a sofa, hands together fingers intertwined, looking blankly at the ceiling) …it all started on my 2nd birthday. I remember that day very clearly. I, even back then, could detect the delicate tension between my parents, as one avoided answering the others question…
psychologist patient in reality: (Does spread eagle on wooden chair) i dont know shit Just unfuck me
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Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”
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Clint: After a quick stop to freshen up in your quarters, you go to this… what they’re calling a mixer.
Travis: Question one: is it mandatory?
Clint: Yes.
Travis: Okay, then Nadiya is there.
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irene: I did still need your expense reports for your meals on the way in here? As soon as you can, it’s not a big deal-
nadiya: that one’s on me, I was working on life saving technology and science, but now that you mention it, it is important that I get you that Wendy’s receipt soo
remy: hell yeah, Wendy’s!
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the fact that nadiya was ready to throw down on the first day was fantastic and i love her
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Remy: “So on a scale of ‘ear piercing’ to ‘second head attachment’, where are we standing, vis a vis, the augmentation?”
Potts: “About like, 75% towards the second head thing.”
Remy, laughing: “Oh my god”
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