Silver Tongue

Mar 05

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adoropal:

girl: 2 + 2 is 4

guy: Actually m'lady, that isn’t completely factual as 2 + 2 is actually the addition of 2 pairs of 1’s simplified which technically makes it 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 equal to a sum of 4 (four), you would know if you based your equations off of logic, but alas you have fallen into the victim of oversimplification like every fragile tumblrina. I can help enhance your knowledge in mathematics if you are willing to let me which I highly recommend you do.

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kilalabunnies:

girlnsfw:

my friends: exist 

me:

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@silver-tongues-blog

@kilalabunnies

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cyanocitta-blattidae:
“ i was gonna line the whole thing but i got sleepy
gave him some subtle design tweaks
”

cyanocitta-blattidae:

i was gonna line the whole thing but i got sleepy

gave him some subtle design tweaks

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crybleat:
“ collab with @ekusoda
”

crybleat:

collab with @ekusoda

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rosexknight:
“ slimetony:
“like this is what im talking about this rant went on for like four more paragraphs I couldn’t conscionably put something that long on my dash
”
Randy is missing the point…
”
in all fairness, punching racists works. also,...

rosexknight:

slimetony:

like this is what im talking about this rant went on for like four more paragraphs I couldn’t conscionably put something that long on my dash

Randy is missing the point…

in all fairness, punching racists works. also, the guy who got decked was literally asking for it. i mean literally as in literally, not metaphorically

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saintzacharie:
“wake up half empty
”

saintzacharie:

wake up half empty

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