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Fascist: “I believe in a little something called FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. You know from the Constitution?”
Trans woman: “So I can dress and live how I want?”
Muslim: “So I can worship however I choose?”
Communist: “So I’m allowed to discuss revolutionary activity without police interference?”
Jewish person: “So I’m allowed to exist?”
Fascist: “No not like that. I mean I should be allowed to call for your murder if you try to do any of that.”
(Source: daggers-drawn, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
i love him??
(Source: corvivacious, via dan-mcneely)
Small but mighty. (via gallowboob)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via )
I’m very impressed by people who have enough self control to not immediately post their creation as soon as they’re done with it.
“I’ve found this thing in my folders that I forgot to upload, lol”
I would’ve uploaded that shit 3 minutes before I was done editing it.
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Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015.
he looks great, what’s his secret
Dermatologists HATE him
(via thatsthat24)
Welcome to Ireland!
Where we accidentally legalised E.
(via jesusfetusfucker2000)
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