Silver Tongue

Mar 05

n64thstreet:

NSIXTYFACT: Although Switch carts contain a bitterant, N64 carts do not and are still a great addition to any gamer’s diet.

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ddeeric:

a little jade 

(via bloodsbane)

chocolatula:

A selfie for my Sollux RP blog! Check him out if you want!!

bigbluedragon:

based on this 

MORE BULL JOKES

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nerdgal-dorkski:

writing-prompt-s:

You come to the realization that the tall metal fences surrounding the orphanage aren’t made to keep the children safe from the public, but to keep the public safe from what’s inside.

a child

(via rosexknight)

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Mar 04

disneyismyescape:

pl travers: i dont want sequels

walt disney: i too dont like sequels

disney: literally makes a movie about pl travers not wanting mary poppins turned in to a movie and how disney ignored everything she said 

disney: you know what would be a GREAT idea? making a sequel to mary poppins after we just made a movie about how much she hated the first mary poppins 

pl travers who is still haunting walt disney studios: 

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vyknightadark:

dragon-dicks-are-neat:

dragon-dicks-are-neat:

me: *feels bad thoughts coming on*
my brain: *super Mario sunshine main theme but only the beginning bit with the guitar on loop*

How… do people .. translate their feelings into posts so .. accurately precisely

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shittyideas:

cooking rice with too much water just to remove it with a strainer

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