it’s come to my attention that some people haven’t see this entire thing
so i give it to you, and i say: i am sorry you have to live with this knowledge now
I feel like I’m looking directly into the sun
For people who weren’t here circa 2011. This site has gotten much better, now we share completely real stories of a mom berating her daughter for not shipping Reylo.
first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”
first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”
got a really good idea for a d&d character i’ll never get to use
You can’t say that and not share your idea.
its a talking horse. you’d think this’d come with some kind of magical backstory about getting turned into one but turns out, they were just born that way. you find out their mother was a centaur, their fauther is a (horse-headed) minotaur, and they have a sister who’s a perfectly normal human
they’re a rogue/thief because nobody ever suspects a horse as the culprit
