replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:
ever think about how the 100 years on the starblaster probably just destroyed all seven of their conceptions of what is socially appropriate with friends? and when thb end up working together they’re all pleasantly surprised to find that the others are fine with having all their shit in each other’s spaces. taako likes to drip dry in the nude? sure, whatever. merle has multiple ass tattoos? yeah, cool. magnus wants to know if merle will shave his back for him. merle is happy to help a friend. (it’s less noticeable with lucretia because she keeps people at arms length, but still. killian and carey are in considerable awe of the fact that they once pantsed avi in front of her on accident and lucretia didn’t even blink.)
kravitz is ready for it to be really awkward when taako tells his friends that they’re dating. you know, because of the whole “trying to kill them a bunch of times” thing. it would be understandable
what he was not prepared for is for magnus and merle to immediately be just like Way too comfortable with him as soon as they’ve confirmed he’s not trying to kill taako. he had assumed that it was just taako who had no boundaries but no, it’s also his friends. kravitz is a part of their group now and has also seen merle’s entire ass. he would like to be slightly less part of the group, please,,
