Silver Tongue

Oct 15

taz-quotes:

Noelle: I had my scanner on before, from when I scanned that crystal monster. It’s uh, I’m picking up- One of you guys isn’t a lich, are you?

Magnus: A what?

Noelle: A lich.

Magnus: I’m not!

Taako: No, not to my knowledge.

Merle: No, but I have a couple of friends who are liches.

MAgnus: Yeah, oh yeah, I got lich friends.

Merle: They’re really, they’re good people.

(via bloodsbane)

Oct 14

flamingmace:
“ thewightknight:
“Just what your pool needs - a coffin float!
”
When I die I want to have a Viking funeral but instead of a boat y'all have to float me down the river in this
”

flamingmace:

thewightknight:

Just what your pool needs - a coffin float!

When I die I want to have a Viking funeral but instead of a boat y'all have to float me down the river in this

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daughterofthestars:

weatheredlaw:

gotouda:

orcs are sexy, big and theyll hold me through the night. elves are selfish materialistic twinks who eat dirt.

#carey yells this after a drunken tiff with taako

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(via bloodsbane)

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silver-tongues-blog asked: Karkat and gamzee in the get along shirt

daily-karkat:

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ahsadler:
“Dylan just failed a morality test literally designed for 4-year-olds
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ahsadler:

Dylan just failed a morality test literally designed for 4-year-olds

(via bloodsbane)

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