Noelle: I had my scanner on before, from when I scanned that crystal monster. It’s uh, I’m picking up- One of you guys isn’t a lich, are you?
Magnus: A what?
Noelle: A lich.
Magnus: I’m not!
Taako: No, not to my knowledge.
Merle: No, but I have a couple of friends who are liches.
MAgnus: Yeah, oh yeah, I got lich friends.
Merle: They’re really, they’re good people.
(via bloodsbane)
Just what your pool needs - a coffin float!
When I die I want to have a Viking funeral but instead of a boat y'all have to float me down the river in this
[video]
[video]
orcs are sexy, big and theyll hold me through the night. elves are selfish materialistic twinks who eat dirt.
#carey yells this after a drunken tiff with taako
(via bloodsbane)
[video]
[video]
silver-tongues-blog asked: Karkat and gamzee in the get along shirt
Dylan just failed a morality test literally designed for 4-year-olds
(via bloodsbane)
[video]
