Silver Tongue

Feb 26

I thought it was someone photoshopping trumps face on delores umbrage again

I thought it was someone photoshopping trumps face on delores umbrage again

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furikomaru:
“ pokemonprofessor:
“ robotsandramblings:
“ scotchtapeofficial:
“ thefeelofavideogame:
“ a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
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reblog if ur a striminal
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#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY #A SMOOTH...

furikomaru:

pokemonprofessor:

robotsandramblings:

scotchtapeofficial:

thefeelofavideogame:

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

reblog if ur a striminal

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

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nice.

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

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gingersnapwolves:

perfectparamour:

fastpacedfreefall:

ave-aria:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning

#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)

Oh my god it got so much better.

Snape takes a shot

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wilsontoyourhouse:
“ winchester-kelly:
“ blastortoise:
“ Sailor moon wands!!!
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wilsontoyourhouse:

winchester-kelly:

blastortoise:

Sailor moon wands!!!

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gloriousruin:
“ seanbeanisaredshirt:
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“ ksteeno:
“ spoookyscary:
“ After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried...

gloriousruin:

seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

Her name starts with “Margo“, so of course she’s metal.

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polonte:
“goat girl and deer girl’s first date
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polonte:

goat girl and deer girl’s first date

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