Silver Tongue

Feb 05

turing-tested:
theres this cute little bee online whos a virtual influencer to raise awareness for bees and its got little pictures and post about how its in love and how to help protect the species :>
i regret to inform you the virtual bee fucking died???? and has a fucking grave stone?

badficniverse:

From the fanfic “Jasper gets accepted into Cambridge”

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sleeby-sprinkles:

abraxas-calibrator:
PSA
avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:
try using these palettes instead!!
These color palettes are a little dull, so added some brighter accent colors to spice things up! I hope you dont mind, op

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nbpsiioniic:

“you can’t ship that, it’ll never be canon!”
look, when I was your age, we shipped characters who never even met in canon. uphill. both ways. in the snow.

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Feb 04

damndinarzade:

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours
penny-anna:
I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.
lisaonatree:
Help it’s on its way!
By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?
penny-anna:
I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.
lisaonatree:
Did you step on it?
penny-anna:
Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

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markwateneymemorialcrater:

the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone:
The eradication of adobe flash dress-up games directly led to the creation of NFT’s.
Sure. I’ll incorporate that into my world view

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ars-shitpostica:

i-like-girls-69:
gothidecorem:
collaberal-damage:
moved-2-sillyfunny:
thatskeletonbitch:
moved-2-sillyfunny:
vultureseye:
shrimpblaster:
whatthe4355:
tentacleteapot:
gayantifasmutcomics:
bloodakoos:
sunpuddle:
coughloop:
ndiecity:
*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,
AMONG US BABIES,
INFECTED WITH RABIES,
NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,
THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,
1
nothing wrong with me
2
nothing wrong with me
3
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
4
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
1
Something’s got to give
2
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
3
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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acacia-propaganda:

acacia-propaganda:
acacia-propaganda:
ginger-ale-official:
elegybeatty:
acacia-propaganda:
acacia-propaganda:
Have I told you guys about the guitar shaped building I live near that shoots minecraft beacons into the sky every night?
This is what I have to see everytime I walk out side the house
You say that as if that’s not the sickest thing ever.
Fucking rules man what are you talking about
This wasn’t really meant as a complaining post but yeah a lot of people who actually live around it don’t like it. It puts on light shows every night and contributes to the light pollution in florida. Plus it attracts rich assholes looking to gamble.

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