Silver Tongue

Oct 11

acoolguy:
police: we have you surrounded. there’s nowhere to run. put your hands in the air slowly
me: …………kaaaaaaaaaaaaa………meeeeeeeeeee………
police: oh FUCK! ALL UNITS RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!!!!!

(via dies-first)

charlesoberonn:

kuro–sawa:
pettyartist:
alpha-bread:
5adchan:
very-salty-popcorn:
sinnerbird:
sinnerbird:
sinnerbird:
im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on
here, i’ll start
also this thread is open to anyone
A very small boi enters
@alpha-bread
!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her
I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.
A pocket sized boy

(via the-steve-vrc)

pochowek:

This greentext truly like nothing else i know describes the idea of a human being in absolute anguish, depraved of any will to live, it’s kind of amazing

(via demilypyro)

me: oh hey look at this new thing I found it's pretty cool, right--
brain: H Y P E R F I X A T E
me: wait, wha--
brain: this thing is now your identity. FOCUS ONLY ON THIS THING. LOVE THIS THING.

what if when taako was first picked for the inter-planar expedition it was his first time on TV and someone recognized him from the news and they are like “Hey, i know you! your taako! from the tv!” and points to the news station replaying a clip of the announcement from the IPRE a few months before they start the expedition and taako is like “huh, that has a nice ring to it”

daily-xefros:

dance boy
-mod four

chefpyro:

yall mind if i
fire my lazor?

only if you’re alfred molina

(via moonpaw)

durbison:

durbison:
lesbianium-z:
segadreamcastwebbrowser2point0:
glitchkid:
unclefather:
glitchkid:
jesus was a gamer
how
died in a t pose
respawned
noclipped thru the sealed tomb
Noclipped off the planet
Also, played as a healing class and everyone gave him shit.

he went “fuck it” and used god mode

(via mbulteau)

erratticusfinch:

plinktheivories:
blind-force-trauma:
karlmarxsthrussy:
blind-force-trauma:
postconstructivism:
blind-force-trauma:
postconstructivism:
blind-force-trauma:
postconstructivism:
blind-force-trauma:
No it isn’t.
stage one: denial
Reality isn’t denial lmfao.
stage two: anger
You’re the angry little bitch here.
still in stage two
Aww, the little toddler can only count to 2!
You’re still in stage two
So like are you gonna ever get onto an actual point or are you just gonna keep repeating yourself because you have none?
stage 3: bargaining
Stage 4: Depression

(via gearholder)