Silver Tongue

Oct 11

[video]

golfgalaxy:

golfgalaxy:

fckin:

fckin:

i just got arrested for being too ugly

can someone come bail me out

on my way!

can someone come bail me out

(via deep-sea-prince)

randomlittlespark:

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once

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aspectreishauntingeurope:
“ cbthemanesix:
“ nickelodeonhistory:
“1998 nickelodeon trade ad
”
It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.
” ”

aspectreishauntingeurope:

cbthemanesix:

nickelodeonhistory:

1998 nickelodeon trade ad

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

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(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

achievementavengers:

dutchster:

do serial killers ever arrive at their victim and are like “shit…” *pats pockets* “i forgot all my murderer things”

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(via newbarrk)

mythomagically-delicious:

Stan took the “I’m loud, look at me!” approach to life because that’s how he distracted everybody from the problems. Distracted bullies from his brother, growing up. Distracted the suckers buying his products with charm from the shams he gave them. Distracted authorities from actually catching him at anything. Distracted people from realize they were getting robbed/conned. 

It worked. It worked for his entire life. And when it failed, it tended to fail hard. But still, it was his best go to.

And while everybody’s looking at the loud, boisterous, mischievous, deceptively charming Stan Pines, nobody sees the hurt, broken, lost man underneath. 

He even managed to distract himself from that truth, for a long time.

It was his best con.

(via newbarrk)

pembrokewkorgi:

fault-tumblr:

snakegay:

snakegay:

like, geez scoob we’re in the Black Lodge!

wait what the fuck i was joking but scooby doo in the black lodge is fucking canon are you kidding me

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Mystery inc is a fuckin trip

So good

(via pembrokewkorgi)

(via newbarrk)

yall mind if i…

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

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WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU COULD TALK BACK TO ME?

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(via demilypyro)

jackthevulture:

No offense i didnt spend my entire childhood being made fun of for my interests, fear judgement all the way through my teens and early adulthood, and learn to love what i love free of shame so I could be made to feel bad for enjoying something harmless because “the fandom ruined it/made it cringey” 

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)