Silver Tongue

Feb 03

teahimbo:

nikcage:

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bigprettygothgf:

we need to introduce willem dafoe to hideo kojima so bad its not even funny

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Im bored

sushinfood:

thebestoftumbling:

straighthater:

cellexa:

prettiesst:

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tastybeignet:

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demontadark:

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gnarly:

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idreamofprospit:

nordickks:

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snarkyhetalian:

aphrickastley:

crystalcranium:

aph-wurst:

gayerthanatwodollarbill:

weirdanimefan:

joenza:

pekoponsjin:

joenza:

incredibletree:

joenza:

name a country for every letter 

…

Angola

Belgium 

Canada

Denmark

Ethiopia 

France

Germany

Hungary

Italy

JOOOHNNN CENAAAAA

Korea

Lithuania

Monaco

Norway

Oman 

Perú

Qatar

Russia

Samoa

Turkey

Uruguay

Venezuela

Wales

Xalapa

Yemen

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alis-dight-but-oncelerkinnie:

shitty rainbow photoshop is my passion

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thedragonemperess:

thedragonemperess:

thedragonemperess:

So there’s a month before the first Tumblr Sexyman and the evident downward spiral of Tumblr began’s anniversary

We should all change our icons to the Onceler

I made a Google form to decide on what image of the Onceler we should use in case anyone is actually down for this

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tea42:

computationalcalculator:

egberts:

gymtymeblink:

egberts:

do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog is frightened by its own shadow and returns to the hole?

is this some kind of thing American tumblr made up to prank us??

groundhog day is real the entire country watches a groundhog predict the weather

update: this year the groundhog fucking died

This is how time loops start y’all. Somewhere out there someone has gone through some deep personal growth via fae-esk time magic.

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tikkunolamorgtfo:

kropotkhristian:

A Series of Unfortunate Events is anarchist propaganda because all of the problems are caused by both capitalist bureaucracy and a weird insistence from everybody with power that “the rules,” no matter how silly, must be followed.

I mean, partially, yes; for sure. But Daniel Handler has also stated that the series is a direct allegory for antisemitism: 

“My father’s family fled Germany in 1938 and 1939 and some of them made it and some of them didn’t. And so, I grew up with a close-knit group of actually fairly distant relatives who were all survivors of – I mean they weren’t all survivors of camps by any means – but they were all survivors of getting out of Germany just in time. And I was fed by stories of how good behavior is not necessarily reward and bad behavior is not necessarily punished, so I think that shaped my world view.”

“I think there is something naturally Jewish about unending misery.”

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demilypyro:

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

Enter your name + plays into youtube and whoever comes up is your youtuber letsplay persona

I got a kid who makes really bad christmas songs i feel like i got lucky

I got… a pink floyd song? What does that mean

i got smite montages

demilypyro:

dadragonking222:

demilypyro:

tasty-fren:

demilypyro:

kaoalalalalala:

demilypyro:

statboosts:

demilypyro:

ofdarkestdesires:

lindleland:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

no one appreciates poison types like i do

they’re all good boys and girls yhear

I’m currently in a Sword play through with just poison-types because I love my little toxic boys

Also because Klara is a foul representation of the typing and I want to make a far superior Poison specialist to put her in her place

I’m a Klara stan and you’re my rival

*uses earthquake*

Crobat

*Sends out Steelix*

Toxicroak

*Sends out Skarmory*

Salazzle

*Sends out Swampert*

Roserade

*sends out ditto*