Silver Tongue

Feb 24

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ciphereye:

when u have 2 do all the work in a group project

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when u also have 2 present it

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psychotictea:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

starbutch:

The Bee Movie but every time we touch, I get this feeling, and every time we kiss, I swear I could fly

have you ever read anything more early 2000s

Listen here bud cascada is mid 2000s y'all ain’t gunna make me old like this

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shrrrr1mp:

bogleech:

redfingerfish:

petiteelfqueen:

ashfuckwin:

coeurdlarry:

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

courtney what the fuck

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

pay rent you parasitic little fucker

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stability:
“ her face
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stability:

her face

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not-a-comedian:
“morning pikacho doodles
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not-a-comedian:

morning pikacho doodles

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lord-kitschener:
“ dorfs:
“ 0ptimistic-s0ci0path:
“ satanicdemona:
“ darnhomosexuals:
“ why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug
”
This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.
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dont gays have a power...

lord-kitschener:

dorfs:

0ptimistic-s0ci0path:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

dont gays have a power bottom thing? not everything is an attack against women. its supposed to be the moon and the sun. a super old ancient metaphor for men and women since forever. is it an equal metaphor? no i suppose not, since without the sun the moon doesnt shine. its old fashioned which doesnt agree with modern notions of equality necessarily but its a sweet old fashioned thought. the sun shines for the moon and makes its beauty known to the whole world. the sun doesnt hide the moon or demand anything from the moon, it just glorifies everything about it.which is how a man should be in a relationship: a sun to brighten the moon. 

dont gays have a powerbottom thing?

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