you hear a tapping at your window at night, you’re terrified but you go and look out. a feeling of relief washes over you as you realize its just your local cryptid asking for your wifi password, they want to message their friend, but most cell companies don’t sell data plans to nonhuman beings, so they just wanna use ur wifi for a sec
numbani defense. me as zenyatta, and 5 lucios; 2 on speed, 3 on heal. they just ran around and spammed their boosts to keep me alive and mobile. they also stayed hidden in the little rooms so that they wouldn’t die.
i was a very fast little robot man with a fist full of discord who never died.
Someone is going into grocery stores and putting stickers on milk jugs of ‘missing’ US reps who are refusing to hold town meetings this week (presumably because they’re afraid of trump protesters).
Whoever you are, know that you are loved and appreciated.
