Silver Tongue

Oct 10

xzienne:

skary-child:

cruzfucker69:

i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

This ain’t no joke I had to write a essay about what your scared of so I did it (I was scared of growing up and where my life was going) it was great got a 100 but then I got sent to councilors office and was sent to therapy cause they thought I was suicidal and on the verge of breaking…Apparently they ment like spiders or some shit…

Also like, not everyone finds that at all useful or cathartic.

“Write about some difficulty you’ve experienced personally.”
“Aight fam let me just break down into tears and skip the rest of my classes.”

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tramampoline:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

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there we go

@failbag made this since no one ever seems to want to credit her genius

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artsyneurotic:
“ mostlygibberish:
“ catwithbenefits:
“ axeystuff:
“ weaselproficiency:
“ trailerparkjesuss:
“ youthxcrew69:
“what the FUCK is this supposed to say
”
This is the new imagine touch the sky
”
There’s more to it.
That … almost helps...

artsyneurotic:

mostlygibberish:

catwithbenefits:

axeystuff:

weaselproficiency:

trailerparkjesuss:

youthxcrew69:

what the FUCK is this supposed to say 

This is the new imagine touch the sky

There’s more to it.

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That … almost helps ?

THAT’S EVEN WORSE OH MY GOD

the time it takes to parse that is about the amount of time it takes to lose a customer

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Holy shit… [bigger image here]

… that’s fucking ridiculous, fire that marketing department

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ishinomori:
“ themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:
“ bevvie-marsh:
“Finn Wolfhard dragging James Charles on twitter
”
IT was amazing
James Charles is just mad that he didn’t get cast as Pennywise
”
extra extra read all about it james charles owned by a...

ishinomori:

themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:

bevvie-marsh:

Finn Wolfhard dragging James Charles on twitter

IT was amazing

James Charles is just mad that he didn’t get cast as Pennywise 

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extra extra read all about it james charles owned by a child so fucking hard he has to counter it with the literal apocalypse 

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rachelberrykin-deactivated20200 asked: wouldnt a guntana work better if it was a normal gun but when u fired a blade would shoot out and bam, its time to duel

iguanamouth:

god you mean. like this

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alternatively: a gun that just straight up shoots swords

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never bring a sword gun to a knife gun fight

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zavalicious:

thingsthatsoundlikefacts:

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

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cryptidswitch:

So, I finally decided to put one of my little rainbow pride flags in the back window of my car right? Because I’m proud of who I am, and it’s 2017; we are much more accepted in society.

Mental note: I have no other visible bumper stickers or anything in the car besides a Kirby plushie and my moms baseball caps

I’m driving down my road (which is 40mph) and I realized the guy behind me is riding my ass super fucking hard, and he’s swerving all over the road behind me. Like. Dangerously bad. Idk what this guys problem is. So i do a quick ‘break-check’ and then briefly speed up to 50 to get him off my ass and put a little distance between us, and he keeps speed with me.

He then speeds up way past 55, and drives into the literal opposite fucking lane trying to get next to me, and starts trying to drive me off the road. He pulls back and switches to the other size of my car and does the exact same thing. He doesn’t try to pass me; he tries to push me into oncoming traffic.

I slammed my breaks and quickly swung into the median, and he screamed “fucking faggot” at me as he flipped me off and sped past.


If you think homophobia doesn’t still actively threaten lives, hurt people, and isn’t a major issue; a 20 year old kid just almost fucking died because of a tiny pride flag.

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