Silver Tongue

Oct 09

seraphsfire:

please consider: Lup and Taako adopt Ren as their little sister and she’s on a cooking show with them called, “my sister, my sister and me (taako)” 

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you need to have counter-strike: source installed and mounted to see this flavor of pop-tart

idolmastersystem:

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what your favorite zelda game says about you

telnaga:

The Legend of Zelda: you are 40 years old

The Adventure of Link: you’re 40 years old, and gay 

Faces of Evil: you dont know when a joke is taken too far

Wand of Gamelon: you dont know when a joke is taken too far and also youre a lesbian

Link’s Awakening: you need love and a vacation

Ocarina of Time: you think all games made ever since fucking suck

Link to the Past: you help everyone you meet

Link Between Worlds: you especially help everyone you meet and also youre gay

Wind Waker: you love ancient epics and only wear pajamas

Twilight Princess: youre a furry

Minish Cap: YOU’RE ADORABLE

Hyrule Warriors: no items fox only final destination

Four Swords/Four Swords Adventures/Triforce Heroes: your friends would do anything for you, including punch you in the face

Majora’s Mask: youre edgy and/or very sad

Skyward Sword: you’re really, Really gay

Phantom Hourglass: youre gay for linebeck probably

Spirit Tracks: you really like trains and being tossed around by strong girls

Oracle of Seasons: youre a pumpkin spice hipster

Oracle of Ages: youre a vintage hipster

Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland: you are a strange, horrifying creature with no corporeal form

Breath of the Wild: you astral project every day

Link’s Crossbow Training: you play fpses online and tell people you fucked their mom

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4-18am:
“Do you ever just cry
”

4-18am:

Do you ever just cry

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jonlovett:

“stop calling yourself gay if you’re bi” well sorry shelby but bisexuality has no culture or community to speak of because half the world thinks we don’t exist and the other half thinks we’re inherently untrustworthy/only good for threesomes, and you fucking gremlins decided “queer” is a slur and can no longer be used as an umbrella term in the year of our lord twenty fucking seventeen, so until further notice i’m going to use whatever word i want to describe how i feel when i watch rachel maddow, t h a n k s

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Anonymous asked: you probably type ur posts while on the floor in an awkward position bcuz u were gonna check tumblr for a few moments but now hours have passed. ur also in cosplay for some reason.

accurate. 

tockthewatchdog:

homophu:

abilify:

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

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celticpyro:

coolfriendlyguy:

to be honest this szechuan sauce ordeal is funnier than dashcon

Tumblr: Dashcon

Rich People: Fyre Festival

Intellectuals: Lost in the Sauce

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