please consider: Lup and Taako adopt Ren as their little sister and she’s on a cooking show with them called, “my sister, my sister and me (taako)”
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The Legend of Zelda: you are 40 years old
The Adventure of Link: you’re 40 years old, and gay
Faces of Evil: you dont know when a joke is taken too far
Wand of Gamelon: you dont know when a joke is taken too far and also youre a lesbian
Link’s Awakening: you need love and a vacation
Ocarina of Time: you think all games made ever since fucking suck
Link to the Past: you help everyone you meet
Link Between Worlds: you especially help everyone you meet and also youre gay
Wind Waker: you love ancient epics and only wear pajamas
Twilight Princess: youre a furry
Minish Cap: YOU’RE ADORABLE
Hyrule Warriors: no items fox only final destination
Four Swords/Four Swords Adventures/Triforce Heroes: your friends would do anything for you, including punch you in the face
Majora’s Mask: youre edgy and/or very sad
Skyward Sword: you’re really, Really gay
Phantom Hourglass: youre gay for linebeck probably
Spirit Tracks: you really like trains and being tossed around by strong girls
Oracle of Seasons: youre a pumpkin spice hipster
Oracle of Ages: youre a vintage hipster
Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland: you are a strange, horrifying creature with no corporeal form
Breath of the Wild: you astral project every day
Link’s Crossbow Training: you play fpses online and tell people you fucked their mom
Do you ever just cry
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“stop calling yourself gay if you’re bi” well sorry shelby but bisexuality has no culture or community to speak of because half the world thinks we don’t exist and the other half thinks we’re inherently untrustworthy/only good for threesomes, and you fucking gremlins decided “queer” is a slur and can no longer be used as an umbrella term in the year of our lord twenty fucking seventeen, so until further notice i’m going to use whatever word i want to describe how i feel when i watch rachel maddow, t h a n k s
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Anonymous asked: you probably type ur posts while on the floor in an awkward position bcuz u were gonna check tumblr for a few moments but now hours have passed. ur also in cosplay for some reason.
accurate.
if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good
doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?
if you wake up at all then you’re doing good
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to be honest this szechuan sauce ordeal is funnier than dashcon
Tumblr: Dashcon
Rich People: Fyre Festival
Intellectuals: Lost in the Sauce
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