Silver Tongue

Oct 08

centrists: rioting is ALWAYS wrong
centrists when theres no rick and morty mcdonald sauce:

Originally posted by books-and-barricades

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bluff-check:

prokopetz:
Rasputin in Popular Culture: Supernaturally vigorous man refuses to die.
Rasputin in Reality: A bunch of nerds who think they know how murder works because they read a book repeatedly fail to kill a man who’s too drunk to realise he’s being murdered.
Rasputin in song: Russia’s greatest love machine

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shichibukaiguy:

doublejoeseven:
He’s flatlining, doctor uwu
*sees light at the end of the tunnel* what’s this? OwO

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zackisontumblr:

pinkmanjesse:
gypped:
hoodrichjay:
I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality
i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality
i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality
i hate when people say “i’m dutch” like no that’s an oven not a nationality

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ask-googleirlrp:

officialflowergirl:
yo danny fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine it was designed to view a world unseen; when it didn’t quite work his folks they just quit, but then danny took a look inside of it, got in one little fight and his mom got scared, said “you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in bel air” i whistled for a cab and when it got near th
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
NO-
AH.

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lukeskywalkersbuckethat:

sydneykrukowski:
wolfwhiteflowers:
Anakin, Luke, and Rey’s lightsaber
jesus christ luke’s such a useless twink
anakin: im gonna fuck up palpatine
rey: im gonna fuck up kyle
luke: this isnt the ugg store

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