today in french we were doing an exercise on adjective forms and some of the sentences said things like “boys prefer pretty girls,” “girls prefer muscular boys,” etc. and my 40 yr old straight married professor makes an awkward face and says “ok, wow these just got weirdly heteronormative. how about you fill in the blank with whatever noun-adjective combination you want, as long as it follows correct grammar”
and the answers that we came up with were amazing.
girls don’t prefer boys, girls prefer (fast) cars and money
boys prefer beautiful barbecues
girls prefer annoying cats
boys prefer 75 large plastic dinosaurs
and of course: pretty girls prefer pretty girls
so remember kids, heteronormativity doesn’t belong in the classroom but 75 large plastic dinosaurs do.
I’m going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman, may I call you Mr. Car Salesman? I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn. Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.
I’m on mobile so the picture isn’t loading but if it’s not griffin McElroy I’m gonna be disappointed
gamer bros: let writers and game devs have the creative freedom to write whatever characters they want, it’s censorship to try and tell them what they can or should do
blizzard: uses their creative freedom to write diverse characters
I was on the computer minding my own business when I happened to glance out the window and there was Bill Gates outside hiding in the bushes watching me through a pair of binoculars
