-Taako proposes to Kravitz while he’s blackout drunk
-Kravitz thinks it’s a joke at first. He’s carrying Taako home and Taako is just like “babe…mmmmbabe…marry me” and Kravitz laughs but then Taako has this silver ring inscribed with ravens and is like “you don’t hafta say yes…I mean you will cuz I’m Taako…..youknowfromtv? But keep the ring even if cause it’s pretty and you’re pretty”
-Taako wakes up the next morning and sees the ring on Krav’s hand and is just…..
I swear I’m so high right now and I don’t even do drugs
there’s a post almost exactly like this going around that has tens of thousands of notes except mine is from 2015 and i’m not brave or petty enough to confront someone over stolen memes