Paranormal investigation show investigates Aziraphale’s bookshop due to customers’ reports of weird smells, strange occurances, and sudden desires to leave as soon as possible. Crowley convinces Aziraphale to let them investigate because it’ll be hilarious. They fuck with the investigators the entire time.
Investigator: “There’s a very strong demonic presence here.”
Crowley: *stifling giggles behind the camera*
I still keep finding amazing works inspired by this post and I’m glad this has been my greatest contribution to fandom because it’s consistently hilarious
Give me some links!
imagine if the paranormal investigators were shane and ryan.
Shane: Hey demons if youre out there fuck you Crowly: Well thats a bit rude, innit it
Do u think sci-fi writers realize how massively Bad destroying a planet is. Like, an Entire Planet, Exploded. Cool visual! Explosions. As we typically think of them are not possible in a vacuum but that’s besides the point. The Point Is uh that’s a whole planet? That is a Whole planet. If it can sustain life this is Infinitely Worse. I’m the kind of dumb ass that will think about it too hard and I just
That’s. More death than any previous extinction event, anything the human race has endured, all at once. Just, no more life. That’s any recorded history kept on the planet itself, destroyed. No writing no fossil record nothing. An Entire Planet, Gone. Like??? Y'all realize how huge blowing up a planet is, right. That’s A Planet. If this was earth you’d have more than like 30 seconds of going “damn that sucks :/” before moving on with the plot but if it isn’t earth it’s just shock value huh. Okay
The last part reads like I’m an alien personally offended by this trope and yknow what. Perhaps
