electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect
yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil
electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect
yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil
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Keeping the Tigers entertained
Winner winner, red meat dinner🐯
I like how there’s the one tiger in the background just sitting there. “I’ll wait to be fed PROPERLY, thank you.”
I love how politely they’re taking turns
Cats are literally all the same.
Suckers
How to get the boys in the bath
How dare you hide this in the tags
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happy birthday silent hill
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I care about my Eowyn joins the Witch King au a normal amount
does she kill him to take his place in the end?
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King
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The very real image of Link, in full armor and Master Sword glowing, standing in the library of a dilapidated Hyrule Castle with dead lizalfos at his feet, reading a recipe book and dog-earing the page for fruitcake which states that it’s Zelda’s fav
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“My heart… is broken,” he declares, slowly turning away.
“I can fix it,” she answers solemnly. But she can’t. She dropped out of medical school the day before they learned how to fix hearts.
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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.
Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:
“Boss made a dollar
Granddad made a dime
But that was a poem
From a simpler time.Boss made a thousand
Gave pa a cent
But that penny paid the mortgage
Or at least it paid the rentNow Boss makes a million
And gives us jack
Smugly blames the workers
For the labor that he lacks.”
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Three years ago today
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PULL THE LEVER KRONK
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER
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