Silver Tongue

Feb 17

tripropellant:

the no fear / one fear comic edit meme will always be an absolute failure in my eyes because the original unedited middle panel was “what if simpsons porn was illegal” and literally nothing else, no matter how absurd or relatable, can top that

(via dan-mcneely)

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

(via wuffleton)

Date a girl who

betterdateagirlsuggestions:

• Is a FIGHTING DREAMER
• Takami wo mezashite
  
• FIGHTING DREAMER
• Narifuri kamawazu
  
• FIGHTING DREAMER
• Shinjiru ga mamani
  
• Oli oli oli oh just goes her way

(via jesusfetusfucker2000)

geckopirateship:

averyterrible:

at long last, Buddhism is finally free of its greatest error: compassion

Isn’t this literally the sith from star wars

(Source: swank-bc, via gearholder)

(Source: paradox-spaces, via gearholder)

petite-pumpkin:

Swimming with a new friend!

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ferociouslys:

when ur born and your parents give u an assigned gender & matching name

(via jesusfetusfucker2000)

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