Silver Tongue

Oct 02

I need people to understand that the viral onion article that’s going around has been posted five times over the years, always verbatim except for the name of the city and number of dead.

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anonymousalchemist:

thefeelszone:
americanbeautiies:
ppl seem to think taako would be a food snob who only ever eats food thats super intricate and flavourful and homemade, and like, sure, but look me in the fuckin eye and tell me that boy wouldnt wake up at 2pm, eat nothing but a cold poptart, and go the fuck back to sleep
I feel like he’s the type of person to be halfway through eating a hot pocket, announce loudly that it’s gross and he hates it, and then keep eating it.
taako [chewing loudly]: “hey yall? this is, this is fucking disgusting”
barry: “you’re, uh, you’re still eating it.”
taako [still chewing]:”whats your fucking point, barold”

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probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

probablybardrpgideas:
Level 20 Wizard/Sorceror: Can literally mold the fabric of time and space and bend existence to their will.
Level 20 Bard: Can play Through the Fire and the Flames in Guitar Hero 3 on expert mode with 100% accuracy
Lvl 20 wizard and sorcerer: *shuddering in awe*

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randomishnickname:

rururinchan:
I found sources.
The word “man” was gender neutral and referred to both sexes until the 13th century
The female specific pronoun “she” was invented in the 12th century.
The word “girl” was gender neutral and referred to children of both sexes until the 15th century
High heels were invented for men and were worn predominantly by men until the 16th century
From the mid 16th century to the 19th century boys would typically wear dresses until the age of 7
Until the early 1930s pink was considered the appropriate colour for baby boys and blue was the colour for baby girls
In 2017, a Christian couple pull their 6yo son out of a primary school because his classmate is transgender - citing their “traditional beliefs” IMPORTANT NOTE: Last source is transphobic and from a pro-life website that attempts to defend the dumb ass couple. Feel free to ignore it if you prefer, but it was included for the sake of accuracy.
Reblogging because verifiable sources make every information 70% better. Thanks for the addition!

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Anonymous asked: moonpaw, 🅱lease, show us the petstuck karkles

daily-karkat:

Anonymous asked: he chunch thos leafs

daily-xefrostritoh:

chefpyro:

classic

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