Silver Tongue

Jan 30

glumshoe:
glumshoe:
Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”
Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”
Me: “…well…there’s me?”
Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything to worry about.”
Every day I’ll hear large groups pause outside the door, read the “masks recommended” sign, debate whether or not to put them on, and then say, “Oh, well, there’s no one here, just an employee. We don’t need them.”
Cool! Come inside and find out how good I am at spin kicks!
reblog to give retail and restaurant workers the right to spin kick unmasked entitled shitheads

(via rockboci)

bass-borot:

changelingsrule:
fatefulfaerie:
thehottestmess:
hestianerd1:
praeca:
guerrillatech:
A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.
Fanartists:
Thingiverse users:
Royalty free sounds
Flash games
Productivity has always been there
Because shockingly when people enjoy what they do (you make it enjoyable instead of just hammering on them) people WANT to do things!
Fanfiction authors!!
Where is the button to shout this from the rooftop?
Y'all are forgetting hentai translators, but sure

(via thescyfychannel)

3-chimps-taped-together:

matresist:
The passer-through-walls (Le Passe-muraille) sculpture in the Paris Catacombs.
some french guy: you know what would be fucked up to see in the catacombs

“sorry bruh, i couldnt find the amontillado”

(via boimgfrog)

demilypyro:

Just saw a guy on tinder who’s only 177 cm whoof good luck with that buddy

thats 69 inches
nice

librius:

bloodstonegoth:
btw for a price of an NFT you could just commission an actual artist and get a beautiful illustrated piece made to your exact liking, it can even have huge boobs on it too
from @rubybelladonna