Silver Tongue

Feb 16

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phemiec:

phemiec:
on a scale from Justin Mcelroy to Travis Mcelroy, how do you feel about spiders?

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kisbys:

i love the internet because you could be having a really deep and meaningful conversation with your friend about life and everything that’s Wrong with society but then you look to the side and you see ur pal who is typing these insightful replies to you and they have their Icon set as some bullshit so ur getting serious life advice from the image of tony the tigers ripped body smashing a watermelon inbetween his meaty thighs. thanks tony

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chefpyro:

duskargentum:
chefpyro:
future historians will use Did You Know Gaming as their main source of info on this era
well now you KNOW it’s true

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goodpokemonedits:

hairykittykat:
goodpokemonedits:
computersandknives:
goodpokemonedits:
Alolan Rattata was officially revealed today on the Japanese website. It appears to be a fish now, but I can’t be sure since I don’t speak Japanese. If any of you can understand what it says, please let me know.
1 inch tall and 200 pounds? Is it made of fucking condensed dark matter?
I mean, it’s a rat, so obviously it’s made of cheese.
I thought it was a fish now
Someone finally caught me in my lie. I had to say it was a rat because I don’t know what fish is made out of.

looking at the evidence, it’s clear fish are made of dark matter

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