Silver Tongue

Sep 30

every episode on “my cat from hell”

tiredbutch:
owner: my cat is a DEMON
jackson galaxy: your cat feels unsafe
make ur cat feel safe and cared for

owner: my cat shits everywhere and doesnt use his litterbox
Jackson galaxy: when was the last time you cleaned the litterbox?
owner: Oh, i dont do that. the litterbox is disgusting.

(via )

[video]

rottenfaery:

“Just trust your gut”
Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

[video]

showerthoughtsofficial:

Why do people think vanilla ice cream is plain? It’s vanilla-flavoured. Plain would be just frozen cream.

(Source: reddit.com, via showerthoughtsofficial)

(via demilypyro)

sasgalula:

Cosplay idea: eridan carrying that eridan body pillow

(via newbarrk)

[video]

the-kraken-legacy:

postmarxed:
CHEWBACCA’S BACK
AND HE’S
FUCKING PISSED!!!!
Han was like 80% of his impulse control

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

crunchyshep:

Me: Is drawing art
Also Me:
N͟͏҉O̵̢T͢ ̢P͢O͢͟͞S̢T̴͜͠I̧NG͞ ̧̕͠M҉͟͞Y A̡̢Ŗ́T̷͞