depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
Kravitz during the crystal kingdom: if you all die any more that’s it, no more Mr. Nice Death, kravitz is gonna come a calling
Kravitz after they immediately die 11 more times: taako have you considered maybe getting a safer job? Or just staying safe in general. taako please I’m so concerned also is this a date and if so can we have more because I’m having a lovely time and also please stop dying you’re worrying me
