@the-real-seebsd&d setting where all the elves use too many apostrophes because they talk with a southern accent, featuring the magical sword y’all’d’ve
demon: WHO WOULD HAVE DARED STAND AGAINST ME?
elf: I’d’ve.
demon: Wait is that your name or are you just saying you would have?
elf: fuck.
elf: you.
elf: We come from the land of yer mom’n’em.
Man ‘at ol’ dang ol’ Uruk-Hai man takin’em dang’ol hobbits up yunder t’Isengard tell ya what man.
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I DONT REMEMBER POSTING THIS HOW MANY EYARS AGO WHAT THE FUK
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miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
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DUPREEEE
(Source: regularlentil, via bloodsbane)
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Also the first African American woman to get a Ph.D from MIT
Without her y'all couldn’t duck Sallie Mae
God bless her.
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he turned into a dinosaur?????
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