“oh Gordon Ramsay is being performatively angry on kitchen nightmares”
Anyone who has ever met an amateur restaurant owner: They probably have to cut so many slurs from that show. I know ten people like this and they’re all dumber than a box of rocks.
“these people can’t be this stupid it’s a trick of the editing.”
It’s good to be conscious of how reality tv alters our perception of events and makes people into the most sensational versions of themselves. But please understand that “demographic that has enough spare income and misplaced confidence to start a restaurant with zero experience” is the group of people who stormed the capital.
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obsessed with this miss piggy moment on master chef junior
Sorry singed her WHAT
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I had a dream that Nickelodeon had a 2 hour Roast of Butch Hartman special and they kept showing disclaimers at the end of every commercial break saying that this program would be the only time “fuck” was said on Nickelodeon
I wish this was real
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My favorite thing about Tumblr is how the mobile UI makes it very easy to do pretty much any action by complete accident
Love following people when I try to block them and vice versa. Love disabling asks every time I open the settings page.
The other day I got a “so-and-so followed you” notification from one of my long-time mutuals and Actual Friends and it was like “Ah yes, I see that even the greatest amongst us are not immune to the curse”
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Yo this man is on god mode
When I think of Dick and his acrobatics
This is what comes to mind
Oh it’s easy he just throws his entire body up over his head over and over again, easy peasy.
He flipped out of his got-dang pants
he backwardflipped forwards.
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i cant believe my favourite mon is from gen 7 but here we are
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lh7:
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