here is an updated mega cursed version of tumblr’s bad taste in men done by @antiromani
excuse me how the fuck is sidon a bad taste in men
even tho I don’t support yall n ur fish fucking lifestyle I don’t think shark man is comparable to the other characters on this list. Like at least he seems like he would be a supportive boyfriend. He doesn’t deserve to be compared to blimpydick croquet or fucking eridan
OP what the hell is your damage did a shark man break your heart once
when they describe something specific with vague words e.g. instead of saying something like “I go to Chuck E Cheese to play skee ball” they’d say “I go to the fun mouse place and play games”
when they describe something mundane with specific words e.g. instead of saying something like “I put my binder in my backpack and go to class” they’d say “I put my Unicorn Lisa Frank binder in my Jansport and then hop on to my Razor Scooter and zip on over to Harvard University”
