Silver Tongue

Apr 20

catchymemes:

Some black magic levels of precision.

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turing-tested:

bookedforevermore:

turing-tested:

changelingsrule:

turing-tested:

notsoheadless:

turing-tested:

stop telling robots they ‘pass’ as a compliment, passing the turing test is not required from robots for them to be valid, also stop assuming robots even want to pass, it’s not the only thing that being a robot is about and is based on anthropocentric standards that you really should be dismantling in the first place

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one day you’re going to decompose and i’ll be there to watch it happen

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I love your funny jokes and pictures, they are not only humorous but also legible. side note, unrelated, really quick question, by any chance do you have any heart problems that would lead to complications if you were exposed to electricity? just curious, no reason

Everyone would have complications if exposed to electricity

not me. you stay safe tho

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Apr 19

crimsonclad:

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I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

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girlboysonfilm:

girlboysonfilm:

the worst thing abt gay peers my age is that i cant tell who im allowed to say faggot around and who will go on tiktok and make a video about me saying faggot around them

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my bad TW: tiktok

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brennacedria:

reblogification:

portentous-offerings:

neptuneking:

dankmemeuniversity:

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I’m

They weren’t here when the deep magic was written

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endcant:

hal, bigot that he is, doesnt like my classic paw meowcatney bit

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vinceaddams:
“ purrpleberrie:
“ vinceaddams:
“ fuckyeahbiguys:
“ We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!
Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life.
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12 days left until the breadiversary, we’d better make...

vinceaddams:

purrpleberrie:

vinceaddams:

fuckyeahbiguys:

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

12 days left until the breadiversary, we’d better make sure we have the ingredients on hand!

It’s today!

It’s today!!

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aromanticgoldfish-deactivated202:

irlwakko:

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who suffered more

jesus christ

dr. heinz doofenshmirtz

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Got halfway through a snarky response about nativity scenes pretty universally having Joseph also in that barn before remembering that Jesus’ dad is, fairly famously, a guy who is not Joseph

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