alpha dave n rose au where dave is a multimedia visual artist who makes very bad shit on purpose (so canon dave) but he gains critical acclaim because he’s a very reclusive and mysterious public figure and drops his shit without warning by like, projecting it on the side of a skyscraper and rose is a very cynical critic who is the first to be like “this sucks actually” and dave makes a piece about her and then they’re best friends
Shoutout to all the forgettable but nice enough girlfriends/boyfriends in romantic comedies who had their marriages CANCELED and had to deal with emotional recovery after assumed months of planning because some former flame or old friend who does quirky shit like collecting their Snapple fact lids came back into their fiancé’s life for two days
That moment when the DM brings in a part of your character’s background into the game but then you remember that they’re going to do it to fuck you and your character up
