Here’s to my family’s annual christmas eve tradition of exchanging new pajamas, & to my mother’s parallel tradition of attempting to shame me every year by making into a t-shirt, quote, “The most egregious thing that you, my daughter , thought it was okay to say during a nice family dinner” . This apparently was my worst offence of 2021
Top ten things to panic and blurt out when you answer the door to your neighbour bringing over a box of ethically sourced artisan christmas chocolates, forgetting this is the shirt you’re wearing: Hey how’s it going how’s the wife
That’s literally the entire origin of his curse xD We all sat around and came up with the idea of him missing his hand because “monkey paw joke” then was like “haha he gotta go find it now…but what if he had a different hand there???🤔”
We then just jokingly listed off other animal hands till we landed on crocodile. I remember suggesting chicken, cat, gorilla, deer 🤣 just random shit.
no capes! batfam, but they still stop crime just by accident
bruce wayne, drunk as hell, wanting to go home from a gala: hey dick, you can drive right? 14 year old dick whose experience from driving is a plastic kids’ car: yeah sure i can
