Women wont date a guy who still lives with his mom, but will date a guy who still lives with his wife.
the majority of the time, they dont know the guy even has the wife because the guy is a manipulative asshole who betrays the trust of both his wife and the woman
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this is god
this is what the earth looks like from space #flatearthtruth
See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth!
Guys its fucking torterra
finally, we found what extra dimensional spider clowns are afraid of
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We had a simple Deep Gnome character in our group who didn’t speak common. Literally everyone could function as a translator for him, but it was decided that our Fighter’s Bird Familiar would do it for him. Well, the Bird had 7 Int, so some liberties were taken by this character in the translation process. Tonight’s session was part 1 of 3.
Some of the gems from his notes:VERY GOOD Family Sword (STINKY)
Marble Stick was behind drawing
(Song) Tired Cat; Scary Beast; Doors; Musty; Hole (person inside?)
Digging Figures
MOUNTAINS!! :D
“Lear” in Medusa
Stonework not of Svirfneblin quality.
sick grave box
Shop guy = King??
Thinks wrong Lee (Who is Lee??)
Cross eye = Stupid; Ghost = Cross eye
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Honestly, this is the best scene out of Adam Sandler’s entire filmography
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The biggest compliment in gaming is when someone accuses you of cheating when you are not cheating.
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oops, was gonna photoshop a “banana eel” then looked it up and UH OH THEY ACTUALLY EXIST. GOOGLE IT. LIKE A SWIMMIN BANANA. WHAT IS THIS EARTH?!!
BANANA pEEL
yes that was going to be our pun!
(via gearholder)
I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…
Veins everywhere?
gorgeous~
Skin patches? Birthmarks?
hella rad~
Scars? Stretch marks?
beautiful~
Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?
heckie yeah~
Large? Curvy?
lovely~
Small? Thin?
charming~
Missing a few pieces?
handsome as ever~
Feel like you just look weird?
you’re fantastic looking~
THIS is the best post ever.
THIS.
(via the-steve-vrc)
I have De-Chadified Dwayne Johnson. He is now involuntarily celibate. He will never have sex again.
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im screaming
That’s fucked up
is your teacher parker?
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