At The Age Of 30 You Would Have Had A Months Worth Of Birthdays
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hey guys I need you to see this slide from my brother’s college’s mandatory sexual assault prevention training video which was so bad that the school had to release an official apology . everything about it has me fucked up
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Look, I know this oddly-worded Washington Post headline is really about millennials killing the restaurant industry with their loud speaking voices, but it reads like we’re about to have a major lesbian hearing loss epidemic. My mother was scandalized this morning and I’m still laughing hours later.
this is the scariest shit i’ve ever seen i almost had a heart attack don’t do this to me
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the what? gay?
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i was a little traumatized the first time i killed her, then i learned that if you avoid her that day she lives
thats only if you marry her granddaughter. if you marry her granddaughter without triggering the cutscene where she dies, she wont die.
this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it
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i think i speak for everyone when i say nothing makes me cry harder than pokemon mystery dungeon soundtracks
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Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
The kind of people who say stupid memy shit like this “deactivate your almonds” “pee your pants” are the exact type of people who send “kill yourself” anons but with this new cutsey way of saying it, they can get away with it. And whenever someone calls them out of it they have the ready made excuse of “oh I never actually said kill yourself, I was just being cute~”
Its like….calling someone “The N Word” you’re not TECHNICALLY calling them a nigger, but everyone knows the N Word stands for Nigger, so you put that word in their head without actually saying it.dude you run a homestuck incest blog
isn’t that last paragraph directly plagiarized from a terrible louis ck bit