Silver Tongue

Feb 12

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sinbadism:
pleasefireme:
Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!
hes from an alternate timeline
the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

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rainbowbarnacle:

vastderp:
rainbowbarnacle:
aprilwitching:
erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body
“some sort of gel emerged”
AHAHAHA OH WOW

“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”
MY GOD
YAY IT’S BACK ON MY DASH

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sailorleo:

here’s what happens when you tell an artist that their design looks like another character design:
-if it’s a character they know, they will feel ashamed and worried that they subconsciously ripped off the design. they will not want to draw that design anymore
-if it’s a character they don’t know, they will become fearful that other people who don’t know them are going to look at their design and think that they ripped it off anyway and they will not want to draw that design anymore
-it’s not a compliment
-it just makes us feel bad
-stop

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skunkes:

my boy

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Standardized Tests:

merry-de-lafayette:

Select the best option to replace the underlined part of the sentence.
Oh, right, the poison.
A) the poison.
B) the poison for Kuzco.
C) the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco.
D) Kuzco’s poison.

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hyperkabuto:

puflwiz:
REMEMBER MOUNT SNAKEMORE

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