look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!
“am crab.”
“am also crab–wait a minute”
“…YOOOOOOOOOOO”
“YOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Same crab!” “Same crab!”
When You Shyly Demonstrate Your Secret Great Gay Nerdiness With Someone You Don’t Know Well, And It Turns Out They Are The Same Species As You… A Good Feelin
if you get these from your drug dealer this halloween, don’t eat them and please throw them away inmediately. they are n’t drugs, they are candy. if you have one you will not have any hallucinations or even get a little high, it just tastes like sour chalk. please spread this around.
look at these idiots thinking drug dealers would hand out candy for free. have you ever eaten a choclate bar or a smartie? do you know how expensive they are? theres no way your drug dealer would waste that much money
So my husband is taking a shit, and he has one of those moments. When you roll a natural 20 on perception, but there’s nothing to perceive. So instead, god burdens you with some kind of awful, terrible observation.
He stumbles out into the living room, pulling his pants up, and blurts:
