Silver Tongue

Sep 26

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Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.

I shared this on FB and my sister’s husband made a perfect addition:

A common problem
have you tried turning it off,
and then on again?

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slayer-sparks:
“ Just so y'all know, Trail Life is a fucking joke and nobody should donate to them.
-BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA OFFICIAL UNIFORM COLORS-
Cub Scouts - Blue with a lot of bright colors, usually on kids 12 and under.
Webelos and Boy Scouts -...

slayer-sparks:

Just so y'all know, Trail Life is a fucking joke and nobody should donate to them. 

-BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA OFFICIAL UNIFORM COLORS- 

Cub Scouts - Blue with a lot of bright colors, usually on kids 12 and under.

Webelos and Boy Scouts - Tan and a pale green, on anyone 12 and up.

Venture Scouts - Teal with minimal red text, these usually need money for vacations and stuff, 15 and up, can be any gender.

Sea Scouts - Dark blue and black, kind of like Venture Scouts in that they will need money for trips, not a lot of criteria found on these, look for older kids 15 and up, they’re pretty easy to spot and are usually found in states bordering the sea. 

Any group of younger scouts should be accompanied by 1-2 adults, wearing tan and green, of any gender.

Trail Life colors change from time to time but cannot be too similar, right now look for dark red, black, and lighter green.

Trail Life consists of a very small percentage of former Boy Scouts who are “taking a stand” against the ruling that gay kids can get their Eagle and be scout leaders. It is also not a coincidence that you very rarely see anyone but white men in this group. Don’t buy anything from them, don’t even talk to them, they no longer represent any part of Boy Scouts. In my troop, we commonly referred to them as the Westboro Baptist of BSA.

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unholylion:
“ autohaste:
“ alexbelvocal:
“ laurdlannister-kingslayer:
“ collierkid:
“Ron Jeremy slanging dick and facts.
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that was unexpected
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What is going on in 2k17 ???
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I’m crying
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When pornstars can’t deal with your ignorance 😂😂😂
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unholylion:

autohaste:

alexbelvocal:

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

collierkid:

Ron Jeremy slanging dick and facts.

that was unexpected 

What is going on in 2k17 ???

I’m crying

When pornstars can’t deal with your ignorance 😂😂😂

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kilalabunnies:
“ pyronoid-d:
“ joey-wheeler-official:
“ doom-exe:
“ rasec-wizzlbang:
“ mikucrossing:
“ Okay I’m pretty sure this happened on tumblr, when tumblr first implemented the little color-changing ‘t’ in the top corner of desktop mode....

kilalabunnies:

pyronoid-d:

joey-wheeler-official:

doom-exe:

rasec-wizzlbang:

mikucrossing:

Okay I’m pretty sure this happened on tumblr, when tumblr first implemented the little color-changing ‘t’ in the top corner of desktop mode. Someone immediately started complaining that it was ‘ableist’ and ‘dangerous’ to epileptic people. Of course, a bunch of people called them out saying how the colors didn’t change fast enough to cause a seizure and whatnot, fast forward a few days, the person gets blasted like discourse does, and instead of apologizing, they pose as their sister saying that the ‘t’ colors sent them into a seizure and ultimately a coma.

At least, this was what I thought of. Might not be the specific one op is talking about.

“Might not be the specific one op is talking about.”

how many times has this happened

I thought this was about the Hitler kin user

The whom?

Tumblr is a constantly evolving episode of The Twilight Zone

Didn’t the person with the “sister” claim she was also a stillborn too, therefore making her be alive to have a seizure impossible?

yeah, i remember VERY CLEARLY because they reblogged my post to make the claim that their sister was in a coma and died so a few people blamed me because at the time tumblrs reblog layout was changed and was confusing at first. they used a news article which was very easy to reverse search about a stillborn in like the 80s to try and pass off as their sisters obituary and kept claiming that she was born still and died of a seizure because of tumblrs logo. when people asked for stuff like proof that she was actually in a coma before they claimed she died, they kept saying their parents wouldn’t let them on the internet despite posting it on the internet or something. there was excuse after excuse after excuse and they couldn’t even prove they even had a sister in the first place.

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paper-mario-wiki:

korra:

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us adults laugh at this as if we dont unanimously agree that middle school was the worst shit that ever happened to us

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yall mind if i

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

sm980:

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why this look like it was animated into a limestone tablet

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bobsupportgroup:

i am the manager at the fantasy costco on the b.o.b. moon base. we sell a huge variety of stuff, except for dogs. today, a grown man walked though our store and started chanting: “MOON! DOGS! *NOW!!*”. emphasis on the __now__. eventually leading the director to say. “Please Magnus, we *can’t* keep doing this.” what are moon dogs? why does magnus need them now? what are my responsibilities in this situation if any? im confused and delighted by the sloganfsjdhfkja man, but i fear that something darker may lay under the surface.“
- moon dogs will ret

danbensen:

animatedamerican:

glumshoe:

I think LotR could have ended much differently if Frodo had just turned to Sam and said, “Hey, look, I realize you hate Gollum and don’t trust him at all, but could you please give him a chance? Genuinely be supportive of him? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I am Projecting Heavily on him and my hope and sanity kind of hinges upon believing that he can be redeemed. I thought I was being really obvious about that but maybe not.”

“That’s all very well to say, Mr Frodo, but you and Peter Jackson were both asleep the one time I tried to bond with him over cookery and it didn’t end too well regardless, and also my own stability is pretty heavily dependent on my fixed intention to protect you, so I don’t have a lot of cope left over for him, if you understand me.”

“Christ, precious! Are WE the most psychologically stable ones on this trip?!”

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