Silver Tongue

Sep 25

proto-homo:
The more I think about the garden of eden the more I think that God is just a real housewives star who gets bored and starts drama just for the gag of it. Like she did not need to create that apple and set up Eve and Adam with the serpent but she did and they were SHOOK when she pulled those receipts
Adam and Eve: *hiding after they ate the apple*
God: aye where yall at?!
A&E: dont come over here god we naked…
God: 🤔 how you know you naked??
A&E: ….
God: didnt i tell yo ass not to eat of the damn tree!
A&E: WE DIDNT!!!
God: LIE AGAIN

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threesquaresdown:

annemarieandlovingit:
hellotailor:
bundyspooks:
1970s: Satanic cult attempt to “possess” a car.
isn’t it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and then make it do whatever you want.
A fair point
tfw you lose the cult’s car keys

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showerthoughtsofficial:

Professional athletes take a knee when another player is hurt. I like that they’re all taking a knee since the country is hurting.

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showerthoughtsofficial:

What if there is a gang out there completely made up of undercover cops who all think they are the only undercover cop in the gang.

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wonderweird:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:
gop-tea-pub:
The “tolerant” Libtards of the world folks.
Oh would you look at that I easily found the unedited original
Try harder op

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