i love my new children; joey, jude, xefros, .. .. *looks at smudged handwriting on hand* …dammit??
gosh dangit
fuck
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If you see a half glass of water, chances are it’s half empty because it is extremely unlikely that someone filled a glass half way and set it down to finish filling it later.
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Anonymous asked: Xefros but cosplaying joey
what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
that’s pussy babe!
Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle
you think i do this shit cause it easy
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isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff
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Taako: Got any road snacks?
The Director: I’ve brewed you up a special phial of gorp, and I think you’re gonna love my special blend. Do you wanna know the secret?
Taako: Don’t say raisins.
The Director: It’s not raisins. Those are a shoe-in for gorp, that’s what the “r” in gorp stands for. No, my secret is… pistachios.
Merle: Shelled?
The Director: Yes, I leave the shells on them, it gives you stronger teeth. Now get the hell out of my office.
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you figure you’ve left him hanging long enough
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Why do love songs keep citing Romeo and Juliet? Their love only lasted 3 days and killed 6 people.
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