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Every time you pop one of those Amazon packaging bubbles you are inhaling air from another time and place
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The best liar you know is not the best liar you know.
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Most peoples final thoughts are probably “I’m not feeling so well, I’m going to lay down for a bit.”
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the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life:
*asexual laughter*
*homosexual laughter*
*bisexual considerate muttering*
*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*
*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”
The last one forced my reblog tbh.
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i was reading an article about how some professional clowns are afraid IT is going to cause business issues, and this one guy came forward to say he didn’t think it’d be a big deal and everything from his statement to description sounds like something made up for a tumblr shit post:
“‘A load of the folks who say ‘this is terrible for the industry’ have been clowning for about five minutes – they’ve not been through this before,’ says Ian Williams, honorary secretary of Clowns International, which claims to be the world’s oldest clown organisation. ‘It’s not going to kill off clowning. [The TV miniseries adaptation of It, starring Tim Curry] came out 27 years ago. I was clowning then, I’m still clowning now.’”
i’m sharing this again because this guy is possibly my hero he’s seen it all and does not give a fuck
he was clowning then and he’s clowning now
hes still clowin around
need a shirt that says “clowning then” on the front and “clowning now” on the back
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Fans booing during the national anthem seems way more disrespectful than people who kneel in front of the flag.
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