God I hope this is true.
OMFG
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles, via )
jurassic park: jeff goldblum walks seductively towards a big pile of dinosaur shit
[video]
On the bus. Dude in seat across from me is holding a bag of sliced bread and a jar of cheese spread. Dude keeps grabbing slices of bread, ripping pieces off, dipping them in the cheese, and eating them. I can’t stop staring. He sees me watching. He smirks and continues eating. I am mortified.
i love blue and yellow diamond they’re so good
(Source: bonnobonn, via )
[video]
(Source: h0odrich, via )
i miss mean nasty troll girls so much!!!
(via bloodsbane)
dont play like this i was gettin ready to kill someone
(Source: neilcicierega, via )
(via officialspec)
