Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
ancient roman artist 1: hey can i ask a question ancient roman artist 2: yeah go ahead ancient roman artist 1: so i’m making this figurine of hermes with a giant dick ancient roman artist 2: nice ancient roman artist 1: but i feel like it’s missing something in the phallus department ancient roman artist 2: that’s easy, just give him a hat with some dicks on it ancient roman artist 1: oh. how many dicks should i put on it ancient roman artist 2: there is no limit to the creative process
