A bloodhound in Alabama went outside to pee, accidentally joined a half marathon, and ended up in 7th place. Ludivine, who often roams the town, unknowingly found her way to the starting line and stayed with the pack the rest of the way.
The dog’s owner was surprised that Ludivine had made it all the way “because she’s actually really lazy.” She didn’t even know about Ludivine’s adventure until volunteers started texting her photos of her dog getting a medal.
“Apparently she went to the race start and took off with the runners at the starting shot. She stayed with a few of the front runners, ran off to sniff some animal carcasses, romp in the water, and then back to the race. I understand she stayed on the course for 13.1 miles, finished seventh, and was the highest placed female.”
The race is now called the Hound Dog Half, and 7th place gets a special award.
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST
straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm*
straight people: gays are ruining marriage
straight people: *get married to multiple women at the same time and divorce after a day* straigh people: “marriage is a sacred bond between one man and one woman!”
