Silver Tongue

Feb 07

not-a-comedian:

crabs. crabs everywhere

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fromorzammarwithlove:

penelopevalentine:

official-sauron:

bcfurs:

cakeisnotpie:

desidesidesi:

cortohdow:

glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon:

elvenkingtranduil:

anonymoussong:

huntinthedwellin98:

un-rare:

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

Why just one rock
Why not three
Why not the silmarils

#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)

And one on why not the arkenstone

You’re right. Just get them a ring.

do not get them a ring

Can’t not reblog this again

GETS THEM RINGS DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT NASTY ELVESES AND FILTHY HOBBITSES SAY

Originally posted by secretsocietyofwonderland

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pharmercy-trashcan:

MERCY MAINS REJOICE, FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JEFF KAPLAN HAS HEARD OUR CRIES

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stinson-png:

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

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lestrangest:

arielenhasarrived:

jasper-rolls:

the-cringe-channel:

Kill me

#‘killing him slowly’ how do you kill him faster

reblog to kill him faster, like to kill him slowly

lmao why are men such crybabies oml

Imagine being friends with someone for years and trusting him because he’s always there when you’re upset and then he gets mad because you have enough self respect to choose who you do and don’t want to have sex with and then realizing that he never even cared in the first place. He just wanted in your pants.

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elk3:

why do neurotypicals HATE mentally ill people but LOVE reblogging our text posts about being mentally ill?

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gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

so far, i don’t enjoy The Sims Medieval as much as i enjoy The Sims 3. i do, however, think that this is the best personality trait in any Sims game, period:

best. trait. ever

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New Gecko Sheds Skin on Demand, Looks Like Raw Chicken -

bogleech:

penanggalan:

It’s beautiful!

Oh my god I saw a photo of this with all of its scales but this is amazing

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