Silver Tongue

Jan 23

demilypyro:

i saw humanized fanart of berdly from deltarune and it hit me that it looked like how people used to draw wheatley from portal 2 back in like 2012 (skinny white boy with rectangle glasses and bad hair) so i looked at the wheatley tag to double check and there was NEW HUMANIZED WHEATLEY ART IN THERE POSTED AS RECENTLY AS TWO DAYS AGO AND IMPLYING HE IS ATTRACTIVE

you know what human berdly would look like?

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this but more of a smug asshole

thebonepirate:
“im-a-dragon-cawcaw:
“triple-a-aspec:
“klept0-857:
“g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e:
“klept0-857:
“Hi OP! I’m on mobile and I have never before feared, respected and hated someone in such measures
”
listen,
this pain was inevitable. Someone was going...

thebonepirate:

im-a-dragon-cawcaw:

triple-a-aspec:

klept0-857:

g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e:

klept0-857:

Hi OP! I’m on mobile and I have never before feared, respected and hated someone in such measures

listen,

this pain was inevitable. Someone was going to make it eventually. i didnt draw up the battle plans; i simply pulled the trigger

You are not free of sin simply because you judge yourself to be. It doesn’t matter who aimed the gun, you still chose to shoot knowing what it would cause. You say you are not a murderer because time would kill me anyway? You are a fool.

Another one for the raw-ass quotes list

Do you love the color of the plinko?

why is it so blurry

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hollsdrawls:

dorknewton:

I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN

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lordsmaf:

I like how like… with every new piece of Star Wars media that paints Tatooine as more and more of a shithole where everyone is a murderous crimelord the funnier it gets that Luke Skywalker just grew up on this planet completely normal.

Like I’m envisioning a normal day at Tosche Station where a cyborg biker and a  Twi'lek prostitute are stabbing each other over a bag of spice and then it just pans over to this fresh-faced nancy boy sitting at a table sipping on his blue milk going “oh golly, I sure do love power converters!”

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dikubutto:

locked-n-lewded-requiem:

since “cage” is a last name and there are girls named “chastity” it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

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funnytwittertweets:

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demilypyro:

It’s weird how Ace Attorney is basically a detective game so you expect reason and logic to be at the forefront but then the very first game establishes that magic and ghosts are just real and quantifiable things in this universe and it just gets worse from there

great ace attorney has a case where there was no culprit, it was all a convoluted series of unfortunate events ending with a random knife accident

hiiroshiiii:

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Bayonetta too tall for the ride and samus barely making it

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alexyquest:

genderambiguousmoth:

tearlessrain:

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

The time is dire…we need a cringe so ancient, so unspeakably evil. We need to bring him back…how bad could it be?

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roughentumble:

roughentumble:

ok hanging out on reddit is actually a great idea. someone said they didnt like henry cavill as geralt because witchers move “10x faster than a human”, but cavill only moves at human speeds, and someone replied they were “fascinated by what actor they would suggest instead” given the limitation that all actors are human.

“maybe OP knows the secret to making witchers in real life but no one’s listening” bro 😭

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