Silver Tongue

Feb 07

kisskissfuckshitup:

sometimes there’s an ad on my dash and I don’t even realize it cuz yall shitpost so much that I can see a highly detailed graphic of rheumatoid arthritis and I just assume it’s the New Meme™

Also, there are several ads that mimic shitposts by having someone being poorly photoshopped onto a shitty background with some kind of clickbait title and I assume it’s an extension of “centipedes in my vagina” kind of thing

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meladoodle:

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

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bonanzajellybean:

gavinbelsons:

ethereal-trashgoddess:

eastafrician:

Change your mindset. Educate yourself. Stay positive. Cut shitty people off. Eat healthy. Focus on your goals. Spend some time alone. Read books. Drink more water. Take care of your skin.

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chefpyro:

thanks to genetic modification I have invented slimeberries. They’re like strawberries but they melt on your tongue.

and in your hand.

and in general.

strawberry jam

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gayrapunzel:

sometimes u just gotta draw hugs

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fatcakes:

tortimer-crossing:

Smash Mouth- Rockstar/All star

Town tune!!

HOLY SHIT

@tsheringma

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