Anonymous asked: callout for magnus: after repairing a broken chair in the cafeteria i raised my hand for a hi five, to which he decided to smack my hand with a freshly torn off robo arm. this was absolutely horrifying, please stop him
I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world
Don’t mock my squishy hulk nuts
this is the worst thing that could’ve happened to this post
Pb: the first time I saw a man it was on the cover of a magazine. I was immediately disgusted and decided to use it for the bottom of my rat cage. The second time I saw a man it was in a family photo which inspired me to make my uncle, who ended up being even more disgusting