Silver Tongue

Sep 17

birdfacts:

It’s really cruel to punish your clown for honking, no matter how loud its honking is. Nose-honking is a clown’s instinctive expression of joy and excitement, and yelling at your clown, spraying it with water, or using shock collars will only add to the problem. Clowns thrive on attention, whether positive or negative, and making a huge fuss when your clown honks will only encourage it to honk more and louder.

Instead, the best way to discourage nose-honking is to ignore it. Remember to praise your clown when you notice it making balloon animals, riding in its clown car, or doing any other quiet activity. But remember, it’s natural for clowns to honk, and you can’t prevent it altogether.

what if they HONL

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jeanclaudecamdamme:
“Why did I laugh at this.
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jeanclaudecamdamme:

Why did I laugh at this.

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hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

theamazingsallyhogan:

interrogationspecialist:

snoopingasusualisee:

targuzzler:

targuzzler:

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Yeah.

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Don’t Like That

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

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The Shape of Water Is Really Going All-In On the Fish Monster Sex Scene -

the-blacc-gay-agenda:

kylehasatumblr:

lord-kitschener:

foxnewsfuckfest:

trillgutterbug:

fahre:

@trillgutterbug @emeraldembers

“very intimate, full-frontal sex scene”

“very intimate, full-frontal sex scene”

“very intimate, full-frontal sex scene”

AAAAAAA

FISHMAN DICK

FISHMAN DICK

FISHMAN DICK

FISHMAN DICK

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@holybooks

Someone tell kanye

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tycutio:

tycutio:

WAIT WHO REMEMBERS HONL

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everastoria:

does anyone else ever unintentionally read a negative review of something you rly like and you have to consciously make an effort not to internalize it and trick yourself into hating the thing you loved 2 seconds ago

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the-stars-are-my-night-lights:

When you realize October 2017 has a Friday the 13th

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Originally posted by gifsme

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