Silver Tongue

Feb 05

ooga:

spookygayharpist:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

thats because its a fucking adjective and you don’t conjugate fuking adjectives like this is the same for literally every adjective ever like goddamn why i gotta be the damn elementary school teacher on this website

you will be stinky 

you are stinky

you were stinky

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STINKY, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

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kariki:

notentirelymediocre:

finallyfrontiered:

sociallysnapjodie:

egobus:

boyfriend requirements: 

  • is a feminist
  • not a racist 
  • dances (not necessarily well) 
  • is a cutie
  • is not a murderer 
  • likes puppies 

yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm)

  • Isn’t that guy

Man the bar could not get any lower and yet some men still can’t reach it.

The bar was an inch above the ground and the guy dug a hole to avoid it.

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srsfunny: “Nice, Grandma ”

srsfunny:

Nice, Grandma

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chefpyro:

tfw you’re just a simple European fucker from a country nobody cares about and every morning you turn on the news only to hear about what Crazy Shenanigans™ President Shitface from that country across the world has been up to this time as if the entire world has become his personal reality show

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That’s because he treats it like a fucking reality show. He always says “I’ll keep you in suspense” and “tune in at whatever time to see who I pick” I mean for fucks sake, he treated picking a supreme court justice (a lifetime position which determines how the ultimate law in the country should be interpreted) like an episode of the bachelorette

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cityinthesea: “ this was supposed to be a short exercise for fun but i always get carried away… i am most proud of that cape. i did that in one go and felt like a god ”

cityinthesea:

this was supposed to be a short exercise for fun but i always get carried away…

i am most proud of that cape. i did that in one go and felt like a god

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So I put down my Mercy spray (the gold wings) on the hood of the payload (limo car)…

overwatchagent-colleen:

…then saw a Roadhog approach it right after. So, in curiosity, I return to my spray to see if he put something over it.

And I found this

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I was not disappointed.

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