Silver Tongue

Feb 03

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witchgems:

so i went to target earlier and i was looking through the men’s clothing section and was comparing two shirts and this woman came up to me and literally said  “oh, how nice! you must be shopping for your boyfriend”. and i, without thinking, replied: “nothing i do in life is ever for the sake of men”.

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malfxoys:

malfxoys:

malfxoys:

I already know that the ugly orange baboon is going to tweet or say something about meryl streep’s speech tonight and let me tell u i am ready to FIGHT

at this point i feel like we are all living in a cartoon or something like,,,,,,,no one can be this predictable 

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thxbiwholivxed:

writing-prompt-s:

From the point of view of the male protagonist, it is a romantic comedy, from the female, a horror movie about a stalker.

You mean real life???????

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Someone said “Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant.”….. Below is a tiny collection of images of the Africa they refuse to show you..

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teddybearnova:

shez-a-b0mbshell:

kushandwizdom:

ches

I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..

Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be

This fucks me up because it’s scary to think that we can be showed something all our lives and not even know it’s a lie

And that my friend is the power of propaganda, indoctrination, and media

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averagefairy:

my 65 yr old professor just asked his classroom full of early 20-somethings if any of us are looking to buy houses and everyone was like……. lmao no? i can’t afford gas this week my guy. and he was like okay well when i was 22 i was in the process of buying my first home…….if that’s not the biggest example of how out of touch baby boomers are with what it’s like to be a millennial idk what is like holy shit

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